I'll Build Your Whole "AI Product" for Only a Third of Your Total Raise
It's 2026 and big checks are still being cut to pre-product "AI product companies." I get cold emails weekly about roles at these places — sitting on ~$5M raises with nothing built.

Still hoping one bites on my standard reply: "I'll build your whole app in 2-3 months for only a third of your raise." The tooling is there — TDD is dead, quality control is automatable, and a solo dev with Claude Code can ship what used to take a team.
